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To rip something right out of someone's hands like they’re a baby and you’re a thief with a PhD in being a jerk.
I was eating my taco and he just yanked it outta my hand like I was a kid who didn’t know how to hold food.
She was about to drink her soda and he took it from her like it was a crime to enjoy a drink.
He stole my phone right in front of me like I was invisible and he was a ninja with a grudge.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
2
To snatch something from someone’s face so fast it looks like magic, but it's really just you being a rude genius.
He took my burger right from my face like I was a fool who didn’t know how to eat.
She snatched my drink from my lips like I was a kid who didn’t know how to drink properly.
He took my phone from my hands like I was a clueless baby and he was a thief with a degree.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
3
To take something from someone so fast and so hard it feels like you just gave them a slap and a robbery at the same time.
He grabbed my snack right from my hand like I was a weakling who didn’t know how to hold food.
She took my soda from my face like I was a kid who didn’t know how to drink.
He took my phone from my hands like I was a fool who didn’t know how to hold things.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
4
To take something from someone like they’re a loser and you’re the king of stealing things in public.
He took my burger like I was a nobody who didn’t know how to eat properly.
She took my drink like I was a fool who didn’t know how to drink.
He took my phone like I was a clueless baby who didn’t know how to hold things.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
5
To grab something from someone so fast and so hard it’s like you just beat them up and stole their lunch at the same time.
He took my snack like I was a nobody who didn’t know how to hold food.
She took my soda like I was a loser who didn’t know how to drink.
He took my phone like I was a clueless baby who didn’t know how to hold things.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
6
To take something from someone like you’re the thief of the century and they’re just a poor soul who didn’t know how to guard their stuff.
He took my burger like I was a fool who didn’t know how to eat.
She took my drink like I was a nobody who didn’t know how to drink.
He took my phone like I was a weakling who didn’t know how to hold things.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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