j'den mullins

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A guy who thinks he's hilarious but nobody else does. He talks too much and thinks time is just a suggestion. Nobody likes him.

He said he’d be there in 5 minutes, then showed up 3 hours later with a sandwich.

He tried to explain time like it was a math problem. It wasn’t.

He texted me at 2 a. m. just to tell me he was eating cereal for dinner.

A goofy person who thinks he's the center of the universe. He talks nonsense and can't tell when people are rolling their eyes.

He told me he could stop time if he wanted to. I asked why he didn't do it.

He sent me a 10-minute video of him eating a pizza just to say hello.

He tried to explain his life story in 3 seconds. It didn't work.

A guy who acts like he's funny but nobody gets it. He can't count and thinks time is fake. He's the worst.

He said he'd be ready in 10 seconds. It took him 10 minutes.

He thought he was telling a joke, but it was just him talking to himself.

He tried to do a math problem in his head and got it wrong. Twice.