j'den

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A total legend who’s smooth as silk and has a dong so big it could give a giraffe a hard time. Every girl wishes she was his baby mama even if she’s too lazy to clean her own room.

J'den just walked in and the whole class went quiet. Even the principal looked up from her phone.

He texted me a pic of his dong and said 'this is why I'm the best' and I believed him.

My cousin tried to flirt with him and he just smiled and said 'I'm already taken, but I'll let you be my second wife.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A guy who thinks he's hilarious but only laughs at his own jokes. He messes up time like it's his enemy and nobody likes him because he’s too weird and too dumb.

He told a joke about pizza and nobody laughed. Not even the principal.

He said he could fit 100 years into one minute and then cried when he couldn't.

He tried to flirt with my mom and said 'I’m not crazy, I’m just time-challenged.' She gave him a look that could kill.

by Slangipedia 2d ago