J'Del

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A brainless black kid who’s taller than a giraffe and skinnier than a mop. The barber calls him ‘dumb stick’ and says his head looks like a broken shoe.
The barber screamed, 'J'Del, you’re the worst hair I’ve ever seen!'
My cousin said J'Del’s head looked like a pancake after a beatdown.
At school, the teacher called J'Del 'the walking spaghetti.'
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A black kid so dumb he thinks a mop is a dance partner. His head shape is so weird, even the rats in the barber shop laugh at him.
J'Del walked in, and the barber yelled, 'I swear, if you come back with that head, I’ll quit!'
My friend said J'Del’s head looked like a potato that got hit by a car.
The principal called J'Del 'the human mop.'
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A black boy so clueless he thinks a stick is a sword. His head shape is so bad, the barber throws chairs at him every time he shows up.
The barber said, 'J'Del, you’re the reason I drink every day.'
My brother said J'Del’s head looked like a piece of broken furniture.
At lunch, someone said J'Del was 'the human mop with a bad attitude.'
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