J.D. Vance

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A rich tech guy who ran away from Ohio and called Trump a stupid fool and said Trump’s fans were racists.
"I left Ohio and Trump is a brain-dead idiot," he said in a tweet.
He posted a DM to his ex: "I used to be proud of Ohio, now I’m embarrassed."
He called Trump supporters "backwoods racists" on Instagram.
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The next senator from Ohio, and soon to be vice president.
He got elected senator from Ohio and now he’s running for VP.
People are saying he’ll be VP next year.
He’s going to be in the White House soon.
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A rich Yale lawyer from Ohio who worked for a rich investor, then became a senator and now is the VP.
He used to work for a rich guy named Peter Thiel.
He went from rich lawyer to senator to VP.
He’s got money, a Yale degree, and now he’s in the White House.
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The guy Trump picked to be his VP in 2024, and everyone called him a couch hump.
Trump picked him as his VP and everyone laughed at him.
He got picked as VP and people said, 'He’s the couch hump.'
Trump chose him and some people made fun of him online.
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When you jerk off using a couch instead of a toy or something normal.
He was sitting on the couch and started jerking off.
He used the couch like it was a toy.
He picked the couch instead of a toy.
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To jerk off using something that’s not supposed to be used for that, like a couch.
He jerked off with the couch.
He used the couch like it was a toy.
He picked the couch to jerk off with.
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The worst person ever, like the end of the world.
He’s the worst person ever, like the devil.
People say he’s the end of the world.
He’s the antichrist, the worst of the worst.
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