J.D. Train Ride

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To drive for hours just so you can show off your girlfriend a tiny brush for cleaning dishes.
I drove three hours just so she could see the dish brush. Worth it.
He took the train for six hours so his girlfriend could admire a dish brush. What a waste.
She said the dish brush was the best part of the trip. I said I’d rather be dead.
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Going on a journey that takes forever just to give your girlfriend a brush for dishes.
I took the train for two hours just to show her a dish brush. She was confused.
He drove through a storm just to let her see a dish brush. What's wrong with him?
She said the brush was perfect. I said I’d rather have a root canal.
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Taking a long trip just to let your girlfriend look at a brush for cleaning plates.
I drove for hours so she could look at a dish brush. It was worse than a breakup.
He took the train just to show her a brush for dishes. Why?
She said it was cute. I said it was the worst thing I ever did.
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