J.D. Salinger

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The guy who wrote Catcher in the Rye. He got so famous he turned into a total hermit. Now he just sits in his house and cusses at the mailman.

He sent a DM to a fan: 'You're not cool. Go away.'

He yelled at a reporter through his window: 'I don't want to talk to you, you lousy pest.'

He threw a sandwich at a dog that dared to come near his house.

Wrote Catcher in the Rye. Now he's so reclusive he'd rather eat dirt than talk to people.

He wrote a letter to his publisher: 'Stop bugging me. I'm not going to do another book.'

He told a neighbor: 'You're not my friend. You're my enemy.'

He threw a sock at a kid who tried to sneak into his house.

The author of Catcher in the Rye. Now he hides in his house and won't talk to anyone. Ever.

He sent a tweet: 'I hate the internet. And I hate you.'

He yelled at a bird: 'You're not welcome here, you stupid bird.'

He refused to answer the door for three days straight.