J+D

A relationship where two people love each other so much they’d probably die for each other. The J is a nice guy who thinks too much and has a soft heart. The D is a cool person who’s kind, a bit full of themselves, and totally one-of-a-kind.

The greatest writer ever. He’s 89, has only written like four books, but everyone thinks he’s a genius. He hides out in New Hampshire and won’t talk to anyone. He writes about kids who are super smart and totally fed up with the world.

Salinger is a writer who became a legend. He writes about kids who don’t like the world and has this family called the Glass family. He’s been hiding for 40 years and has like a million books in his house that no one has ever seen.

A girl who’s super hot, flirts a lot, and knows how to make people go crazy.

A fancy name for Jack Daniels. It’s the best whiskey ever. You drink it and you feel amazing.

When you find a girl who has the clap and is on her period. You have to poop in her vagina, have sex with her, and then eat what you just made.

Hayley Jaz Donovan is the hottest girl ever. She has a bunch of boys who are totally obsessed with her. She’s super cool and would never be mean to anyone.