J.C.K.D.

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To be so muscular you look like a meatloaf that won the World Championship.

Bro, you're so jacked, I think you're gonna rip your shirt off and start a wrestling match with the ceiling.

That guy at the gym looks like he could bench-press a goat.

You're so jacked, you probably don't even need pants anymore.

When your body is so built you could bench-press a horse and still have energy for a dance-off.

You're so jacked, I bet you could do push-ups while holding a flaming torch.

That dude is so jacked, he’s like a walking meat locker.

You look like you just came out of a meat grinder and won.

To be so ripped you could make a meatball and still have enough meat to feed an army.

You’re so jacked, you could probably do a pull-up while eating a burger.

That guy is so jacked, he looks like he just finished a marathon and a meatball sub.

You're so jacked, I think you're gonna explode and start a meat avalanche.

When your muscles are so big, you could bench-press a cow and still have time for a snack.

You’re so jacked, I think you could bench-press a cow and still have room for a sandwich.

That guy is so jacked, he looks like he could wrestle a bear and win.

You're so jacked, you could do a squat and still have enough energy to run a marathon.

To be so built you look like you just came out of a meat grinder and won the lottery.

You’re so jacked, I bet you could lift a truck and still have time for a nap.

That guy is so jacked, he looks like he could wrestle a lion and win.

You're so jacked, you could do a plank for a week and still have time to eat a whole pizza.

When you're so ripped, you could bench-press a whole pizza and still have time for a side of wings.

You're so jacked, I think you could bench-press a pizza and still have time to eat it.

That guy is so jacked, he looks like he could wrestle a dragon and win.

You're so jacked, you could do a pull-up while eating a whole burger.