Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Just checking, like you’re checking if someone’s still alive or if they’ve finally snapped and started yelling at you.

Hey bro, j/c you still breathing?

J/c you didn’t die from that last pizza slice.

J/c you’re not just pretending to be my friend.

2

Jesus Christ, like you just saw a ghost and your brain short-circuited.

J/c I saw my math teacher’s face on my pizza.

J/c I just got yelled at by my mom and my dog.

J/c I spilled my coffee on my laptop and my life.

3

Joint cruise, like you’re doing something cool and pretending you’re not high and just a little bit dumb.

J/c we’re cruising around the mall and smoking a joint.

J/c we’re trying to look cool but we’re just high.

J/c we’re going to get caught and we’ll be dead.

4

A person kidnapped by PETA, like they took you and you now have to eat veggies and talk to animals.

J/c I got kidnapped by PETA and now I eat kale.

J/c I was taken by PETA and I now have to talk to cows.

J/c I was forced to live with a vegan and a chicken.

5

Nuthin much just chillin, like you’re pretending you’re not a total mess and just sitting there doing nothing.

J/c I’m just chillin and eating cereal at 2 a. m.

J/c I’m doing nothing but I look cool.

J/c I’m just chillin and pretending I don’t have a life.

6

Means nothin much here just chillin, like you’re trying to sound cool but you’re just being lazy.

J/c I’m just chillin and doing nothing.

J/c I’m here and I’m not doing anything.

J/c I’m just chillin and pretending I’m not a total mess.

7

Just in case, like you’re trying to look smart but you just said the dumbest thing ever.

J/c I’m just in case I fail math again.

J/c I said that just in case I got yelled at.

J/c I’m just in case I die from this pizza.