J.B.F.H

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Hair that just got a real-life beatdown from a very angry penis.
My hair looks like it was run over by a truck and then kicked by a goat.
He walked out of the bathroom and looked like a tornado had a party in his head.
Her hair was so messed up, it could’ve been used as a net for catching fish.
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Hair that just got the business end of a very rough sexual experience.
His hair looked like it had been through a war and lost.
She came out of the bathroom looking like a raccoon had taken over her head.
His hair was so messed up, it looked like it had been hit by a meteor.
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Hair that just got the full VIP treatment from a very aggressive sexual encounter.
Her hair was so wild, it looked like it had a life of its own.
He came out of the bathroom looking like a dog had chewed his head.
His hair was so messed up, it looked like it had been in a fight with a blender.
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Hair that just got the full works from a very intense sexual session.
Her hair looked like it had been through a hurricane and a wrestling match.
He came out of the bathroom looking like a monster had taken over his head.
His hair was so messed up, it looked like it had been run over by a cement truck.
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Hair that just got the full blast from a very rough sexual romp.
Her hair looked like it had been through a war and a snowstorm.
He came out of the bathroom looking like a squirrel had taken over his head.
His hair was so messed up, it looked like it had been used as a mop.
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