ja'zarri

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Ja'zarri is a sweet girl who’s kind and smart. But don’t mess with her, she’ll give you the biggest middle finger and a slap if you deserve it.

You skipped her birthday? She sent you a text: 'You’re dead to me.'

She aced the test and said, 'I knew you’d fail.'

She helped you with homework and then said, 'Don’t ever ask me again.'

Ja'zarri is like a candy bar, sweet and cool, but if you bite her wrong, she’ll hit you with a chocolate-covered fist.

She laughed at your joke, then said, 'That was the worst joke I’ve ever heard.'

She cried for you when your dog died. Then she said, 'Don’t ever make me cry again.'

She gave you advice and then said, 'You’re stupid.'

Ja'zarri is a girl who’ll love you like a pizza, hot and fresh, but if you burn her, she’ll throw cheese and pepperoni in your face.

She helped you with your math and then said, 'You’re dumb.'

She cried when you failed, then said, 'You should’ve studied.'

She told you she’d be there for you. Then she said, 'You’re not worth it.'