J'Auhnye

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J'Auhnye is the kind of person who will bleed for you and still laugh in your face when you fail. They're like a walking punchline who also happens to be your best friend.

I broke my foot and J'Auhnye carried me to the bus. I got a 30 on my math test. They laughed so hard they cried.

They showed up at my house with soup and a middle finger to my ex.

J'Auhnye took the blame for my prank and got suspended. I got a gold star.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J'Auhnye is the kind of person who will die for you but will also cuss you out for missing their favorite show.

They drove me to the hospital when I had a stomach bug. Then they yelled at me for not watching their episode of The Masked Singer.

J'Auhnye stayed up all night to help me study. Then they made me eat a whole pizza for breakfast.

They gave me $20 for my birthday. Then they cussed me out for not remembering their birthday.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

J'Auhnye is the type who will put a Band-Aid on your knee and then cuss your mom out for letting you fall.

They fixed my broken bike and then yelled at my mom for not giving me a helmet.

J'Auhnye brought me ice cream after I failed the test. Then they cussed my teacher out for being mean.

They helped me cheat on my homework. Then they cussed me out for not doing it myself.

by Slangipedia 11d ago