Ja'queer

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A person who risks everyone's fun by spitting out bad poems, singing like a dying animal, and following people like a lost puppy.
They followed me to the mall just to ask if I liked their new poem about sad socks.
They sang in the grocery store aisle and it sounded like a cat was being tortured.
They texted me at 2 a. m. with a poem about their ex's mom.
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Someone who ruins the mood with lousy rhymes, bad vocals, and the worst kind of creepy following.
They showed up at my birthday party with a poem about my bad hair day.
They tried to serenade me in the park and it was like listening to a broken kazoo.
They sent me a DM with a poem and a photo of their cat wearing sunglasses.
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A human who takes chances on other people’s joy with terrible poetry, screechy singing, and the kind of stalking that makes you want to scream.
They stalked me through the library just to read me a poem about their lunch.
They sang in the middle of the street and it was like a war broke out in my ears.
They sent me a poem about my face during a group project and it was the worst.
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