Ja'normis

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so big it makes your brain hurt and your pants fall down because you’re too stunned to hold them up.

My grandma’s butt is Ja'normis.

That burger was Ja'normis. I might have cried.

The size of that car was Ja'normis. It looked like it could crush a dinosaur.

so huge it’s like God took a dump and it came out as a mountain.

That pizza was Ja'normis. I ate it and still felt like I needed a second stomach.

The amount of homework was Ja'normis. I almost cried in my sleep.

That dog was Ja'normis. It could probably run a marathon and still need a nap.

so massive it makes everything else look like it just got kicked by a donkey.

That cake was Ja'normis. I ate half of it and still had to go to the bathroom twice.

The number of tacos was Ja'normis. I think I got food poisoning just by looking at it.

That guy was Ja'normis. He could probably bench-press a cow.

so big it could probably give you a headache just by staring at it.

That cake was Ja'normis. I ate it and then had to go to the hospital.

That number of followers was Ja'normis. It looked like it was going to explode.

That chicken was Ja'normis. It looked like it could fight a dragon.

so huge it makes your face look like it just got slapped by a brick wall.

That burger was Ja'normis. I ate it and my face turned red.

That number of followers was Ja'normis. I felt like I was in a competition.

That dog was Ja'normis. It could probably eat a whole pizza in one bite.