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a hot black person who walks like they own the sidewalk and gets angry faster than a toddler on a sugar high they’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and never let you down but if you ignore them, they’ll find you and make your life a nightmare
You ignored me? I’m coming for you, and I’m bringing my cousin with me.
I saw you laugh at my joke, so I forgave you.
You skipped my birthday? I’ll haunt you in your dreams.