ja'loja

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A yearly event where Moclans line up like idiots to pee once and call it a celebration.
My uncle tried to bring a urinal to ja'loja. He got laughed out of the festival.
At ja'loja, I peed so hard I woke up my grandma.
The guy next to me peed on my shoe at ja'loja. I still have the smell.
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A stupid ritual where Moclans pretend peeing is a big deal and act like it's a holiday.
I went to ja'loja and just peed in a tree. No one cared.
My friend tried to sing at ja'loja. He peed on the stage.
I brought a bucket to ja'loja. I didn't need to pee, but I did anyway.
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A yearly excuse for Moclans to get drunk and pee in the middle of the street.
I peed so much at ja'loja, I had to take a shower at my mom's house.
My cousin peed on the mayor at ja'loja. He got fired.
I tried to do ja'loja sober. I got so mad I peed on my brother.
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