J'ai le seum

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1
When you’re so mad or annoyed you feel like you could punch the air and it would apologize.
I got stuck in traffic for an hour and I had J’ai le seum.
My dog ate my homework and I had J’ai le seum.
My ex broke up with me over a text and I had J’ai le seum.
2
A deep sense of sadness and rage that comes from being wronged, like your balls are full of sperm and it’s crying.
My pizza arrived cold and I had J’ai le seum.
My crush asked someone else out and I had J’ai le seum.
I got a D on my math test and I had J’ai le seum.
3
A feeling so bad it’s like your brain is screaming and your balls are throwing a party.
My mom yelled at me for eating the last cookie and I had J’ai le seum.
I failed my driving test and I had J’ai le seum.
My best friend forgot my birthday and I had J’ai le seum.
4
When you’re so frustrated you could throw your phone out the window and it would still laugh at you.
My phone died during a Zoom call and I had J’ai le seum.
I got ghosted and I had J’ai le seum.
My dog pooped on my brand new shoes and I had J’ai le seum.
5
The worst kind of bad mood, like your brain is tired and your balls are full of drama.
My dog woke me up at 3 a. m. and I had J’ai le seum.
I got a bad hair day and I had J’ai le seum.
My crush talked to someone else and I had J’ai le seum.
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