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A woman so smart and hot she makes your brain melt and your pants shrink. She’s like a Hawaiian goddess with a side of sarcasm and a full-time job of making you look like a fool.
You text her: "Hey". She replies: "You’re lucky I’m not asleep."
She passed your test and your GPA at the same time.
She got a promotion and your feelings crushed.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A girl so good-looking she makes your face feel like it’s on fire. She’s got talent, she’s got style, and she’s got a habit of making your life look like a failed math problem.
She showed up to the party and your confidence went to zero.
She beat your high score on the game and your ego took a hit.
She asked you a question and you couldn’t even answer it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A woman who’s so talented and beautiful she could make a king jealous. She’s your best friend, your crush, and the person who’ll make your life feel like a never-ending trip to the bathroom.
You told her you were coming, and she said, "I’ll be there, or I’ll haunt you."
She flunked your test and your brain went into shock.
She got a new job and your life turned into a mess.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A girl so smart and hot she could make your brain leave your head. She’s your best friend, your crush, and the one who’ll make your life feel like a never-ending punishment.
She told you to come to the party and you showed up and got roasted.
She did your homework for you and your brain exploded.
She got a scholarship and your dreams died.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A female who’s so good-looking she could make your face feel like it’s on fire. She’s got talent, she’s got style, and she’s got a habit of making your life feel like a broken calculator.
She showed up to the party and your confidence hit rock bottom.
She beat your score and your brain went into overtime.
She got a new job and your life went down the drain.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A woman so smart and sexy she could make your brain feel like it’s on vacation. She’s your best friend, your crush, and the one who’ll make your life feel like a never-ending nightmare.
You told her you were coming, and she said, "I’ll be there, or I’ll haunt you."
She passed your test and your GPA hit the floor.
She got a new car and your life went to pieces.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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