jacob stamn

Jacob Stamn walked into the room and immediately called the principal a fat sack of hot garbage.

He texted me in the middle of math class: 'You’re a disgrace. I’m gonna beat you up after school.'

He told the teacher, 'You’re the worst teacher I’ve ever seen. I’d rather eat a shoe than listen to your boring voice.'

He yelled at the lunch lady for giving him a sandwich with pickles. 'Pickles are for cows!'

He said, 'You’re the most annoying kid in this school. I hate you more than I hate Mondays.'

He cussed at the vending machine when it didn’t give him candy. 'You’re broken! I’m gonna break you!'

He told the principal, 'You’re just a weak old man who needs a nap.'

He said to his friend, 'You’re the worst. I’m way better than you.'

He walked into the hallway and said, 'I’m the king. You’re all peasants. Bow to me!'