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A man who cries at the drop of a hat and thinks he's tough because he wears a hat.
Jacob Sonne cried when his cat sneezed.
He tried to be cool by wearing a hat in the shower.
He broke down in tears when his pizza arrived late.
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A guy who thinks he's the king of the world just because he knows how to spell 'sponge' backwards.
He bragged about spelling 'sponge' backwards in front of the whole class.
He tried to start a debate about the meaning of life because he spelled 'sponge' wrong.
He got kicked out of the cafeteria for talking about 'sponge' too much.
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A human being who thinks he's a superhero just because he once lifted a chair.
He told everyone he was a superhero after lifting a chair in gym class.
He wore a cape and a mask just to walk to the store.
He tried to save the world by moving a couch.
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A guy who thinks he's tough because he once bit a pencil and it hurt.
He bit a pencil and cried because it hurt.
He told everyone he was a warrior because of that pencil incident.
He started a club called 'Pencil Warriors.'
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A man who thinks he's cool because he wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement.
He wore socks with sandals to the grocery store and asked everyone what they thought.
He tried to start a trend with socks and sandals.
He got into a fight with a dog because the dog didn’t like his socks.
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A guy who thinks he's the most popular person in school just because he once talked to the principal.
He bragged about talking to the principal for a whole week.
He asked everyone to call him 'Principal’s Best Friend.'
He wore a T-shirt that said 'I talked to the principal.'