jacob smith

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#rich#snob#slave owner

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A rich guy who owns slaves and acts like he's better than everyone else
Slave owner? Pfft, I've seen him cry when his coffee was cold.
He owns slaves but still can't spell 'slavery' right.
He thinks he's royalty just because he has a last name.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Same name as me, but I'm way better looking and cooler
His name is my name, but I got the better chin.
He says his name is mine, but I don't know his face.
We have the same name, but I'm the real deal.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A tiny piece of trash who thinks they're important
He's a lil bitch who still thinks he's a king.
He's short and fat and still thinks he's a legend.
He's a lil bitch who can't even spell 'bitch' right.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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The funniest guy ever, and the only one who gets all the bitches
He's funnier than Taylor Stanley and still gets all the bitches.
He laughs at my jokes and still gets all the bitches.
He's the funniest and gets the most bitches. That's a fact.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A hot guy who's perfect, but you're not allowed to touch him
He's hot and perfect, but you're stuck with me.
He's the sweetest guy ever, but you're not allowed to date him.
He's off limits. So take the L, bozo.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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