Jacob Sloan

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#Chicago native#loud#crazy

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A human who yells like a banshee and flails like a confused octopus. Born and raised in Chicago. Basically a human fire alarm.
Jacob screamed so loud I thought the ceiling was going to fall down.
He ran around the room like he was being chased by a chicken.
He texted me at 2 a. m. yelling, 'I’M NOT CRAZY I’M JUST EXCITED!'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A guy who screams so much it sounds like a war broke out in his head. From Chicago. Basically a human shout machine.
He screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops.
He did a dance in the middle of the grocery store.
He sent a voice note that was just 10 minutes of nonstop yelling.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A person who screams like a dying dinosaur and moves like he’s possessed. A true Chicago legend. Basically a human chaos explosion.
He screamed so hard I got a headache.
He ran into a wall and kept screaming.
He texted me during math class: 'I’M BEING CHASED BY A LION!'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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