jacob singleton

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a super chunky asian who has been puking for over a year and still can't stop eating junk food

Jacob Singleton is like a human trash can that won't shut up.

He texted me, 'I ate three pizzas and still feel sick. I'm a god among men.'

I saw him at the hospital. He looked like he was about to explode.

an asian guy so fat he looks like he was hit by a bus, and he's been coughing up hairballs for over a year

He told me he's been sick so long, he's starting to think he's a cat.

Jacob DM'd me, 'I can't breathe. I can't eat. I can't be alive.'

He came to my class and sat down like he was about to die.

a giant asian who’s been coughing and wheezing for over a year and still eats like he’s going to war

He said he’s been sick so long, he’s thinking about joining the military.

He texted me, 'I just ate a whole chicken and I feel like I'm going to die.'

He walked into the room like he had just survived a battle.