jacob shaw

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#mullet#dumb#mechanic

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a guy who looks like he got hit by a truck and then tried to fix it with a beer and a bad haircut
He showed up to my party wearing a shirt that said 'I survived 2012' and a mullet that looked like a raccoon had a bad day.
He told me he dropped out of school because the teacher said he was 'too dumb for algebra and too loud for gym class'.
He tried to fix my car and now it makes a noise like a dying goat.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a man who smells like old socks and thinks he’s the king of the garage
He told me he’s the best diesel mechanic in town, even though he once set a whole engine on fire.
He showed up to my job interview in his pajamas and a pair of overalls that had seen better days.
He tried to fix my car with a hammer and a bottle of whiskey.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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a guy who dropped out of school because he couldn’t handle the stress and now spends his days fixing cars and yelling at them
He yelled at my car so hard it started working again.
He told me he dropped out of school because the teacher said he ‘talked too much and didn’t do his homework’.
He tried to fix my car and now it’s making a noise like a mad cow.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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