jacob senatus

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a guy with a monster peen and a 12-pack so hard it could crack a diamond

My cousin saw Jacob Senatus and fainted. He was like a meat tornado.

I asked him if he could bench press a cow. He said, 'I can lift it and give it a belly rub.'

He walked into the gym and the floor shook. It was like a peenquake.

a human meat mountain with a peen so big it has its own zip code

He showed up to the party and the DJ had to change the beat. It was a peen beat.

He tried to fit into a car and the car exploded. It was a peen explosion.

He came to the bar and the bar got a new name: The Peen Bar.

a guy with a peen that could bench press a truck and abs that could crack a brick

He walked into the gym and the weights cried. They were like, 'He’s gonna bench us to death.'

He tried to fit into a suit and the suit had to go to the hospital. It was a peen emergency.

He came to the party and the party had to rename itself. It was now called The Peen Party.