jacob schmutte

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A hot guy who cracks jokes and knows how to charm people into liking him

He walked into the bar and everyone forgot how to breathe.

He told a joke so good the bartender gave him free drinks.

He flirted with my mom and now she thinks he's my dad.

A man with looks, a laugh, and the power to make your brain shut off

He smiled at me and I forgot my own name.

He made a joke about my hair and I laughed like it was the best thing ever.

He talked to my dog and now it follows him everywhere.

A guy who’s hot, funny, and can make you look like a fool without even trying

He asked me a question and I answered it wrong on purpose.

He made fun of my coffee order and now I drink it like it’s a battle.

He challenged me to a joke war and I lost.