Jacob satorious

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A lousy, overrated meatball who thinks he’s a king but can’t even beat a pigeon at chess.

He tried to rap and it sounded like a cat throwing up.

He failed a math test and cried like a baby.

He tried to flirt with a girl and she laughed so hard she fell off her chair.

A guy who thinks he’s cool but is just a sad, sweaty mess who can’t even tie his shoes properly.

He tried to do a TikTok dance and it looked like a goat having a seizure.

He got a D on his science test and threw a tantrum like a toddler.

He tried to impress his crush and just said 'sup' and walked away.

A piece of garbage who thinks he’s a superhero but can’t even beat a kid at tag.

He tried to do a YouTube live and it was just him talking to himself.

He tried to beat a kid at tag and got tackled by a squirrel.

He tried to be funny and just said 'boop' and walked out.