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A kid who makes your ears bleed with his singing
He tried to sing Happy Birthday and it was like a horror movie.
His voice came out like a broken blender.
He did a solo in choir and the teacher cried.
Jacob Satarious
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The human version of a broken kazoo
He sang in the school play and the audience walked out.
He tried to sing along to a song and it was like a warzone.
He did karaoke and the DJ turned it off.
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A kid who sounds like a dying cat with a broken mic
He sang in the talent show and the judges threw eggs at him.
He tried to sing a love song and it was more like a scream-fest.
He did a cover and it was like listening to a blender fight a duck.