jacob sartourius

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A cocky fuckboy who sings like he's the king of the world but acts like he's never heard of TikTok
Why are you even listening to this guy? He thinks he's famous just because he posted a song on a phone app.
He's so full of himself, he doesn't even know how to reply to a message without adding 20 emojis.
He posted a video of himself singing and then spent 10 minutes crying about how many likes he got.
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A guy who thinks his voice is magic and his music is the best thing since pizza
He posted a song and then spent the next hour arguing with people who didn't like it.
He thinks he's a rock star just because he added a chorus to his song.
He sent me a DM saying he's going to be famous someday and then blocked me.
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A loudmouth fuckboy who thinks he's a legend just because he has a beat on his phone
He posted a video of himself singing and then spent 10 minutes talking about how he's going to be famous someday.
He thinks he's a music genius just because he added a filter to his song.
He sent me a message saying I should follow him because he's going to be the best singer ever.
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A guy who thinks he's a star because he has a phone and a voice and a beat
He posted a song and then spent the next hour crying about how many likes he got.
He thinks he's going to be famous just because he added a chorus to his song.
He sent me a message saying I should follow him because he's the best singer ever.
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A cocky fuckboy who thinks his voice is the best thing since sliced bread and his music is the best thing since pizza
He posted a song and then spent 10 minutes arguing with people who didn't like it.
He thinks he's going to be famous just because he added a chorus to his song.
He sent me a DM saying he's going to be the best singer ever and then blocked me.
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A loudmouth fuckboy who thinks he's a legend just because he added a beat to his voice and posted it on a phone app
He posted a video of himself singing and then spent the next hour talking about how he's going to be famous someday.
He thinks he's a rock star just because he added a filter to his song.
He sent me a message saying I should follow him because he's the best singer ever.
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