Jacob Sartourious

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The last and worst part of cancer in a person, or when they scream like a baby at a rock concert.

My uncle got cancer and started singing at 3 AM. It was like a horror movie.

Jacob Sartourious is the reason why I have nightmares about karaoke.

He screamed so loud at the talent show, the principal got a headache.

The most cringe person ever, so bad they should be banned from existence.

Jacob Sartourious is like the trash can of cool people.

He tried to be funny, but it was like watching a pigeon try to dance.

He’s the reason why my friends started crying during lunch.