Jacob Sartoruis

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A Magcon faggot who thinks he's the main event. Just OBv's tiny Justin Bieber with worse vocals and more drama.
'Jacob Sartoruis is like a broken kazoo trying to sing a pop song.'
'He’s the reason why Magcon is more of a soap opera than a concert.'
'If OBv is the main character, Jacob is the annoying sidekick who won’t shut up.'
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The worst kind of faggot. A Magcon extra who thinks he’s the star. OBv’s little brother who still uses the same dumb song.
'Jacob Sartoruis is like a kid who thinks he’s in a band, but he’s just singing the same chorus over and over.'
'He’s the reason why Magcon should’ve just ended when it started.'
'OBv’s mini Justin Bieber with a side of whining.'
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A faggot who thinks he’s cool. He’s just OBv’s tiny Justin Bieber who can’t shut up and still sings the same dumb song.
'Jacob Sartoruis is like a broken record who thinks he’s the main character.'
'He’s the reason why Magcon feels like a never-ending middle school talent show.'
'OBv’s tiny Justin Bieber who still thinks he’s the best.'
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