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a weenie little twerp who can’t sing and is a total disaster
He tried to do a solo and it sounded like a dying cat.
He’s like a ghost in a music video.
He can’t even dance without tripping over his own feet.
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a tiny boy who uses Photoshop to make his eyebrows look like they belong to a superhero
He spends more time on his eyebrows than on his actual music.
His album cover looks like it was done by a 10-year-old with a crayon.
He’s more of a Photoshop master than a singer.
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a dumb white kid who thinks being black is a cool costume to wear for followers
He tries to rap like he’s from the hood but it’s just fake.
He’s like a raccoon in a fancy suit.
He’s got more followers than actual friends.
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the king of all fuckboys, the ultimate poser
He’s the reason the word fuckboy is now a thing.
He’s like the emperor of all posers.
He’s the human version of a neon sign that says ‘I’m cool’.
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the person who turned the word ‘sweatshirt’ into a laughingstock
He wears a sweatshirt like it’s a cape.
He’s the reason people now think sweatshirts are a fashion statement.
He wears a sweatshirt so badly it looks like a crime scene.
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a pale little kid who makes 8-year-olds blush just by looking at them
He looks like he just walked out of a ghost house.
He’s so pasty he could be a ghost’s sidekick.
He’s the reason 8-year-olds now think being cute is a job.