jacob sanger

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#big chin#gas hog#j cole fan

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A guy with a chin so big it could be a porch. He’s got a meaty weenie and always runs out of gas. He thinks J Cole is the only real rapper.
He tried to park in my driveway and took up three spots.
He once said he could beat my dad in a wrestling match.
He yelled at the gas pump like it was his ex.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s got a face like a mountain and a wiener that could power a car. He never fills up his tank and thinks J Cole is the only person who’s ever been cool.
He tried to high five me and missed by three feet.
He once said he could eat a whole pizza by himself.
He cried when his car broke down on the highway.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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He’s got a chin that could double as a doorstop. His johnny is huge and he’s always low on gas. He thinks J Cole is the only guy who’s ever been real.
He tried to fit in my car and it looked like a family reunion.
He said he could bench press my uncle.
He got mad at the gas station because it was closed on Sunday.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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