Jacob Sanders

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Jacob is a total legend. He plays basketball like it’s a war and he’s the general. Girls think he’s a disgrace because his hair looks like a raccoon exploded in a paint factory, but Lexi is head over heels for him. He’s got more hoodies than a closet full of rage.

Jacob: 'I’m gonna dunk on you like you’re my lunch.'

Lexi: 'I’ll follow Jacob anywhere, even if he’s wearing a purple hoodie.'

Teacher: 'Jacob, if you keep talking like that, I’ll send you to the principal.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob is the king of cool, and he’s got the swagger to prove it. He’s got a basketball obsession that’s almost spiritual. Most girls think he’s a mess, but Lexi thinks he’s perfect. He’s got more hoodies than a shopping mall.

Jacob: 'I’m gonna beat you at basketball, and you’ll be crying.'

Lexi: 'I love Jacob even when he wears a neon hoodie.'

Friend: 'Jacob’s so cool, he could make a hoodie look fancy.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob is the most popular guy in school, and he’s got the body of a superhero. He’s got a basketball obsession that’s almost criminal. Girls think he looks like a disaster, but Lexi thinks he’s a god. He’s got more hoodies than a wardrobe from hell.

Jacob: 'I’m gonna beat you at basketball, and you’ll be begging for mercy.'

Lexi: 'Jacob’s so hot, I’d follow him anywhere.'

Teacher: 'Jacob, if you don’t stop talking, I’ll send you to the principal.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago