Jacob Salami

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A chunky meatball who can’t stop jerking off to video game cum
Jacob was caught watching Fortnite porn during math class
He texted me a selfie with a hot dog in his hand and said 'This is my new avatar'
He tried to flirt with the pizza guy and got rejected
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A slob who eats pizza and plays video games like it’s a religion
He ate three slices of pizza and still failed the test
He texted me a Fortnite clip and said 'This is the only thing that matters'
He tried to explain Fortnite to his mom and she got confused
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A loudmouth who thinks he’s a king because of his Fortnite skills
He yelled at the teacher for no reason
He posted a Fortnite clip with a crown emoji
He bragged about his pizza and said it was 'royal'
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