Jacob Saggytites

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Jacob Saggytites was a musical star but now he’s just a fat lying fake E-Boy. He tries to look cool by painting his nails and wearing chains, but it’s all fake.
Jacob: ‘I’m an E-Boy, I’m fancy, I’m cool’
DM: ‘I used to be famous, now I’m just a fake’
Tweet: ‘I wear chains like it’s my job’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A total fuckboi with no skills, but he makes millions just by rapping the alphabet. And let’s not forget his saggytits.
Tweet: ‘I make money by singing A, B, C’
DM: ‘I’m rich but I can’t even rap’
Comment: ‘He’s a total idiot’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Sartorius is an 18-year-old who looks like a 12-year-old. His one song has 2.1 million dislikes, and he uses 🍃 like it’s his last breath.
Comment: ‘That song is the worst’
Tweet: ‘I use leaf emoji like it’s my job’
DM: ‘I’m old but I look young’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Cancer. That’s what Jacob Saggytites is. He’s the worst kind of fake E-Boy with no talent and a body that looks like it’s been hit by a truck.
Comment: ‘He’s like cancer’
Tweet: ‘He’s the worst’
DM: ‘He looks like he’s been hit by a bus’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The king of all fuckbois. Little girls love him for no reason. He’s not even cute, he’s uglier than the devil’s butt.
Tweet: ‘He’s the king of fuckbois’
Comment: ‘He’s the devil’s butt’
DM: ‘He’s the worst’
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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