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A hot mess who smells like old pizza and talks too much
He walked in and said, 'I'm here to win' and then tripped on his own shoelace.
She texted me, 'I'm hot, you're ugly, and I'm coming over.'
He tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the principal's office.
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The human version of a messy snack bag
He ate a whole sandwich in one bite and then cried because it was too spicy.
She showed up to class in pajamas and said, 'I'm a queen.'
He tried to do a TikTok dance and looked like a confused chicken.
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A person who thinks they're cool but nobody else does
He posted a selfie with 10 filters and 0 friends.
She said, 'I'm famous,' and nobody even knows who she is.
He tried to start a trend and nobody followed him.
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