jacob rubin

Jacob Rubin walks into the room and the lights flicker out from fear.

My crush is Jacob Rubin and he just winked at me. I died.

If Jacob Rubin was a pizza, I'd eat him for lunch and then cry about it.

Jacob Rubin showed up to class and my teacher forgot how to teach.

I saw Jacob Rubin in the hallway and my heart exploded.

Jacob Rubin is so good-looking, my dog tried to kiss him.

Jacob Rubin walks by and my confidence dies with him.

I tried to flirt with Jacob Rubin and he looked at me like I was a bad joke.

Jacob Rubin is the reason I failed my math test. I was too distracted.