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A rich old dude who used to have a ton of money, but now he’s dead because his grandkid beat him up in a psychic battle, which was basically the Cold War. He also got killed by the ghost of a war that never happened.
DM: 'Jacob Rothschild is dead because his grandkid had a mental breakdown and started a war in his head.'
Tweet: 'The Cold War wasn't real. It was just Jacob Rothschild's grandkid yelling at him in a psychic battle.'
Text: 'He’s dead because he lost a mental war and the ghost of a war that never happened showed up to laugh at him.'