Jacob Robitaille

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the only person who could make a math test look like a spelling bee and still win.
Bro, Jacob Robitaille made me feel like I was taking a test in the year 2000.
I failed algebra. Jacob Robitaille passed it with a smile and a side eye.
He solved the problem before the teacher even finished reading it.
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the human version of a superhero who also passed the SATs with a 1600.
Jacob Robitaille walked into the room and my brain instantly exploded.
He got a perfect score on the SAT and still had time to text me.
He looked at my test and said 'this is how you do it.'
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the only person who could make a group project sound like a fancy dinner party.
Jacob Robitaille turned a group project into a fancy dinner party and we all got A+'s.
He made the boring project fun and I actually wanted to do it.
He made me feel like I was in a fancy restaurant instead of a classroom.
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