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A gut-busting, pasty-faced, good-for-nothing sack of lard who sits on his butt all day playing games and lies like a rug to make himself look cool. He also has a tiny penis and thinks he’s the king of the world.
Jacob said he ran a marathon, but he probably walked 20 steps.
He lied about winning a game, but he actually lost to his brother.
He told everyone he had a huge penis, but it’s smaller than a pencil.