jacob robertson

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#bestie#math failure#pizza lover

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Jacob Robertson is the top dog of all time. He’s better than Vishy at everything, even getting laid. He gets girls easier than getting free candy at the store. He’s buddies with Robert the sam eater and Vishy who fails math like it’s a curse.
Jacob just texted me: 'I got 3 girls to come over today. Vishy got 1. I’m the best.'
He told Robert: 'I’m gonna eat your face if you don’t bring me pizza.'
He sent a DM to Vishy: 'You’re like a math test. I fail you every time.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob has the biggest cock in the world. He’s got a crush on Robert so hard it hurts. He licks Robert’s cock like it’s ice cream. He kidnaps kids, sticks his hair in a blender, and feeds it to them. He also cums in Robert’s eyes and slaps his ears like it’s a party.
Jacob texted Robert: 'I cum in your eyes every day. You’re my favorite.'
He sent a tweet: 'I kidnap kids and put my pubes in a blender. It’s a family tradition.'
He DM’d Vishy: 'You’re like a math test. I fail you. I fail everyone.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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