Jacob Robbins

Jacob Robbins walks in and everyone laughs. He’s got the junk of a baby goat.

I saw Jacob Robbins at the store. He was so embarrassed, he bought three bags of chips to hide his shame.

Jacob Robbins tried to flex, but his junk looked like it was hiding from a monster.

Jacob Robbins said he was going to show off his dong. It turned out to be a lie.

He walked into the gym and said, 'I’m here to flex.' Then he showed us his dong. It was tiny.

Jacob Robbins tried to impress a girl. She laughed and said, 'That’s not a dong, that’s a myth.'

Jacob Robbins walked into class and said, 'I’ve got a noodle for a member.' Everyone laughed.

He tried to impress the class with his member, but it was just a noodle.

Jacob Robbins said he was going to be the strongest man in the world. Then he showed his noodle.