Jacob Riley Downing

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Jacob Riley Downing Day is March 10th, and it’s the day you give gifts to every Jacob in town, or you will get publicly shamed on social media by all of them.

My mom gave me a Jacob Riley Downing gift, and I had to post it on Instagram or else she would have yelled at me.

I got a Jacob Riley Downing gift, but I forgot to tag him, and now he’s mad at me.

My friend got a Jacob Riley Downing gift, and now he’s going to give me one, and I’m scared.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob Riley Downing is the hottest man alive, and when he walks by, girls get hard-ons and scream his name like he’s a rockstar.

I saw Jacob Riley Downing in the mall, and my friend screamed so loud, the cops came.

My crush is Jacob Riley Downing, and I got a hard-on just thinking about him.

I saw Jacob Riley Downing, and I got so turned on, I started dancing in the middle of the street.

by Slangipedia 10d ago