jacob quinn

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Jacob Quinn is a softie with a bad attitude. He’ll laugh at your jokes but will probably punch you for it. He’s the kind of guy who’ll jump off a cliff for his friends but trips over his own feet when he tries to walk.
Jacob: 'I’m gonna die for my friends, not because I’m clumsy.'
He said he'd protect me, then tripped into a bush.
He tried to do a backflip and face-planted into a pizza.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob Quinn is a lovable idiot who thinks he’s a legend. He’ll try to save the day but end up making it worse. He still shows up, though, because he’s got a heart bigger than his brain.
He tried to fight the school bully and got beaten up by a chicken.
He saved my life by accidentally knocking out the teacher.
He said he’d protect me, then got distracted by a squirrel.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jacob Quinn is a guy who thinks he’s cool but is actually just loud. He’ll do anything to make you laugh, even if it means getting in trouble. He’s got your back, even if he doesn’t know how to use it.
He screamed in the principal’s office just to make me laugh.
He set off a fire alarm because he thought it was a prank.
He told the teacher he’d fight her if she gave me detention.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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