Jacob Quba

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Jacob Quba has the tiniest junk in the whole universe, he’s dumber than a broken calculator, and he’s so gay he makes rainbow farts.
I saw him try to do math and he cried.
He tried to flirt with a dog and it laughed at him.
He wore a shirt that said 'I love myself' and it was a joke.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Quba has a wiener so small it’s basically a magic trick, he’s dumber than a goldfish on meth, and he’s so gay he’s got a second job at a gay bar.
He tried to explain why the sky is blue and it was a disaster.
He asked a chicken for advice and it ran away.
He texted me a picture of his face and it was a cry for help.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Jacob Quba has a pecker so tiny it’s like a joke, he’s dumber than a toaster that doesn’t work, and he’s so gay he’s got a license to be gay.
He tried to fix a light bulb and it exploded in his face.
He told a joke and no one laughed, not even the plants.
He wore a hat that said 'I’m the best' and it was clearly fake.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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