jacob q

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A guy who gets all the girls and doesn't even try. He's smart and never backs down from a fight.
Jacob Q just walked into the room and three girls started texting him at the same time.
He finished his math test in five minutes and still got an A.
He challenged the whole football team to a fight and won.
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The guy who gets the best grades, the most girls, and still has time to mess with you.
He got a perfect score on the science test and still texted me about my bad hair.
He asked the prettiest girl in class to prom and she said yes.
He cheated on the math quiz and still beat me.
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A guy who's so good at everything that he makes you look bad just by existing.
He beat me in the spelling bee and then asked me out.
He got the last slice of pizza and still had time to flirt with my crush.
He finished his homework in ten minutes and still had time to prank me.
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He's the guy who gets all the girls, never fails a test, and still has time to laugh at you.
He asked my crush to the dance and I had to sit in the back.
He aced the history test and still texted me about my bad joke.
He got all the girls to sign his shirt and still had time to tease me.
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A guy who gets all the girls, never backs down, and still finds time to make your life hell.
He asked my crush to the movie and I had to watch from the back.
He beat me in the math test and still laughed at my mistake.
He got the last seat on the bus and still made me wait for him.
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He’s the guy who gets the best grades, the most girls, and still has time to tease you.
He got the best grade in class and still made fun of my report card.
He asked the most popular girl to prom and she said yes.
He finished his homework and still had time to prank me.
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