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A meaty man who works like a dog and doesn’t know the meaning of the word ‘休息’

Jacob showed up to the gym at 5 am and left at 10 pm. He didn’t even take a lunch break.

He told his boss he’d work through the weekend. He didn’t even realize it was Sunday until Monday.

Jacob tried to lift a truck. It didn’t work. But he still got a medal for effort.

A guy who looks like he was built in a meat locker and works like he’s on fire

Jacob’s coworkers joke that he’s the reason the company has a ‘no talking during lunch’ policy.

He once ran a marathon and still had energy to do 50 push-ups.

He tried to bench press a cow. It was just a cow.

A man who has the body of a beast and the work ethic of a maniac

Jacob showed up to work with a black eye and a smile. He didn’t even know he had a black eye.

He worked 12 hours a day and still had time to coach his kid’s soccer team.

He once tried to lift a piano. He didn’t lift it. But he got a pizza for effort.