Jacob Pinsky

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Jacob Pinsky is a wimpy, soft-hearted loser who’s scared of loud places because he has PTSD from being a baby. He’s too much of a coward to make friends.

Jacob DMs: 'I can’t go to the mall. There are too many people. I might cry.'

Jacob texts his mom: 'The school bus is too crowded. I had a panic attack. I’m going to die.'

Jacob whispers to his teacher: 'I can’t do group work. I’ll be too nervous. I’ll probably vomit.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob Pinsky is a nerd who hides in corners because he’s scared of people and has a messed-up brain from being a kid. He’s too much of a sniveling wimp to talk to anyone.

Jacob tweets: 'Crowds are like monsters. I run away every time.'

Jacob texts his friend: 'I stayed home today. I was too scared to go outside. I had a meltdown.'

Jacob says to his brother: 'You’re loud. I can’t take it. I’m going to my room.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jacob Pinsky is a total pushover who’s scared of life and has PTSD from being a baby. He’s too chicken to hang out with anyone.

Jacob DMs his teacher: 'I can’t do presentations. I’ll get too nervous. I’ll probably pass out.'

Jacob texts his mom: 'I had a panic attack at the grocery store. I ran out. I’m too scared of people.'

Jacob says to his friend: 'I can’t go to the park. I’m too scared. I’ll hide in the bushes.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago